Talking Bullocks is your chance to pit your wits against the inner thinkings of some of the finest footballing brains this side of Bretch Hill – and get your grubby mits on some quality plasticware to boot.

The idea of the game is easy, just pick a 4.4.2 or 4.3.3 formation of overpaid prima-donnas using your skill and judgement and a £50 Million budget, sit back and spend the next 10 months pulling your hair out as they continually under-perform. By clicking on the league table links, you can find out just how much these over-paid jessies are publicly humiliating you.

But fear not – in an attempt to save face, you can replace the 3 worst offenders during each of the two transfer windows, one in October and the other in January – but only if you’re prepared to depart with even more of your hard earned cash.

Special thanks to our partner, ICE:9 Media for creating this site and once again, our sponsors - The Red Lion, Culworth who are sponsoring the Premier League and David Mumford & Sons, Family Butchers, Culworth, who are sponsoring the Champions League. All teams of the week win a bonus prize of either a free pint or a pound of sausages as a celebratory slap on the back for their efforts.

At the end of the season it’s all out for a bit of nosh and a few beers to find out who is to be crowned King (or Queen) and take their place in fantasy footy folklore – and who really is just Talking Bullocks. Game on.
Hi everyone will be doing transfers in the new year/end of Jan The three top scorers over the festive period was Paul Chiballi with 129 his old man Donn with 116pts and Matt Brooker with115 pts well done
1 p13 POLLY SICK AS A PARROT 1103 122
2 p9 D OXLEY DELL'S DREAMERS 1070 177
3 p7 DICKIE WHITE HART PAIN 1040 189
4 p3 ANDYBE HANDY ANDY'S XI 1031 201
5 p1 CARL WAT SUP DOC 1016 132
6 p8 ANTHONY BLIND LUCK 1000 122
7 p11 RIK CHAPPELL AVSOMEOFTHAT 952 143
8 p5 SIMON T FULFORD UNITED 937 162
9 p2 PETE THE DOGS BOLLOCKS 933 114
10 p12 JEMBO JEMBO UTD 921 138
11 p6 ELLIE NORFOLK N' CHANCE 895 151
12 p4 LUKR McROY SLUMDOG MIGNOLET 888 119
13 p14 JIM TRACTOR BOYS 883 179
14 p10 CHRIS MOZZAS WARRIORS 857 163
15 0 0 0 0
16 0 0 0 0
17 0 0 0 0
18 0 0 0 0
19 0 0 0 0
20 0 0 0 0
21 0 0 0 0
22 0 0 0 0
23 0 0 0 0
24 0 0 0 0
25 0 0 0 0
26 0 0 0 0
27 0 0 0 0
    TEAM OF THE WEEK: HANDY ANDY'S X1   201
    Date: 10-Feb-16    
1 p13 POLLY SICK AS A PARROT 1103 122
2 p9 D OXLEY DELL'S DREAMERS 1070 177
3 p7 DICKIE WHITE HART PAIN 1040 189
4 p3 ANDYBE HANDY ANDY'S XI 1031 201
5 p1 CARL WAT SUP DOC 1016 132
6 p8 ANTHONY BLIND LUCK 1000 122
7 p11 RIK CHAPPELL AVSOMEOFTHAT 952 143
8 p5 SIMON T FULFORD UNITED 937 162
9 p2 PETE THE DOGS BOLLOCKS 933 114
10 p12 JEMBO JEMBO UTD 921 138
11 p6 ELLIE NORFOLK N' CHANCE 895 151
12 p4 LUKR McROY SLUMDOG MIGNOLET 888 119
13 p14 JIM TRACTOR BOYS 883 179
14 p10 CHRIS MOZZAS WARRIORS 857 163
15 0 0 0 0
16 0 0 0 0
17 0 0 0 0
18 0 0 0 0
19 0 0 0 0
20 0 0 0 0
21 0 0 0 0
22 0 0 0 0
23 0 0 0 0
24 0 0 0 0
25 0 0 0 0
26 0 0 0 0
27 0 0 0 0
    TEAM OF THE WEEK: HANDY ANDY'S X1   201
    Date: 10-Feb-16    
1 c4 ANDY BOYLES DISTORTION FC 1205 116
2 c3 SHAUN ALLTYREDOUTX1 1016 165
3 c5 J OXLEY JIMBOBBY DAZZLERS 1014 150
4 c8 MATT BROOKER ZOLEGEND 1003 162
5 c14 DAVE CLARK  BLIND BEAVERS 986 102
6 c11 SPONGEY BOMBERS BLUES 978 145
7 c7 PAUL CIBALLI NORFOLK N' GOOD 973 122
8 c2 DON THE DONNS 970 142
9 c13 MATHEW MATHEW KNIGHT-ED 933 123
10 c6 CHRIS SUZISSCORERS 904 166
11 c10 M LEE BILLY'S BOY'S 902 130
12 c1 JEM BOBBY ROBSON X1 877 145
13 c12 ANDY BED MR POTATO HEAD 844 119
14 c9 DARREN COX BEROCCA JUNIORS 807 142
15 0 0 0 0
16 0 0 0 0
17 0 0 0 0
18 0 0 0 0
19 0 0 0 0
20 0 0 0 0
21 0 0 0 0
22 0 0 0 0
23 0 0 0 0
    TEAM OF THE WEEK: SUZISSCORES   166
    Date: 10-Feb-16    
POS MANAGER TEAM NAME POINTS TOTAL THIS WEEK
1 c4 ANDY BOYLES DISTORTION FC 1205 116
2 c3 SHAUN ALLTYREDOUTX1 1016 165
3 c5 J OXLEY JIMBOBBY DAZZLERS 1014 150
4 c8 MATT BROOKER ZOLEGEND 1003 162
5 c14 DAVE CLARK  BLIND BEAVERS 986 102
6 c11 SPONGEY BOMBERS BLUES 978 145
7 c7 PAUL CIBALLI NORFOLK N' GOOD 973 122
8 c2 DON THE DONNS 970 142
9 c13 MATHEW MATHEW KNIGHT-ED 933 123
10 c6 CHRIS SUZISSCORERS 904 166
11 c10 M LEE BILLY'S BOY'S 902 130
12 c1 JEM BOBBY ROBSON X1 877 145
13 c12 ANDY BED MR POTATO HEAD 844 119
14 c9 DARREN COX BEROCCA JUNIORS 807 142
15 0 0 0 0
16 0 0 0 0
17 0 0 0 0
18 0 0 0 0
19 0 0 0 0
20 0 0 0 0
21 0 0 0 0
22 0 0 0 0
23 0 0 0 0
    TEAM OF THE WEEK: SUZISSCORES   166
    Date: 10-Feb-16